...injury away from retiring.

If the first game were to indicate the season, half of the teams would win their division. That sounds even weirder.

You give me a better alternative to my shaker and I’ll gladly use it :)

Important Bro question here*: Does all of the above also apply to lingering protein powder odors?

I’m with you. Your average D-1 team, let’s call it Notre Dame, would beat a team of NFL punters. Ok, maybe not Notre Dame but a better average team would for sure.

The theater is next to my bowling alley and above my skydiving simulator which, by the way, is not a recommended activity after I host a lovely brunch.

Also, don't go out to the movies, or sporting events, or dinners, or drinks with friends. But it's all about the experience, you say. You can do all those things at home!

Replace “Boston Bombings” with “Marchman’s Cereal Rankings” and this dude’s got a point.

Kinda related to some of this, anybody been to the Party City Deck at Citi Field? Is it worth it?

Oh, you simply don’t see Major League hitters swing at those pitches? Both Dan Uggla and BJ Upton were on the Braves last year. Gattis saw that shit all the time.

Watching GoT with your average reader of GoT is just the worst fucking thing in the world. It's not the specific spoilers, it's all the, "just wait until you see what's about to happen" type stuff. You know what, I have to fucking wait cause it hasn't happened yet. Cut that shit out people.

Well, guess you’ll just have to settle for Eaton him out then.

That Will Gordon and Albert Burneko don't post more often is just a damn shame.

It'll stop when you graduate college.

Come on, man. Read the whole article:

Sid Bream.

Thanks. Much appreciated!

My buddy is in an MBA program. One of his professors (a man) said in his class the women should dress up in skirts and high heels and basically try to look as pretty as possible because they’ll be more successful. On one level, that’s horrifying advice especially coming from a professor in an advanced degree program.…

Tom Brady’s parents having sex on the night of his conception.

I do not know my way around the internet. I always try to stream fights and I’ve found a good link for maybe 1 out of the last 5 times i’ve tried.