“Pope Francis (who morphed into Jeffrey Tambor during)“

“Maybe it wasn’t tough enough.”

“Psshhhh! 20? More like the last 50 presidents!!”

Um, it says “unto” not “onto”

Perfect simile is perfect.

Winnie the Bish is my spirit animal

I’m here for this. Somebody call Mark-Paul Gosselaar!

I will return to this take when winter comes. Mmmm...cozy!

It saddens me to think that Melania is probably the only gracious person in the WH right now.

She must be enjoying the break. I mean, I’m sure she has KFC & Maccy D’s on speed dial.

She married Mike Modano. I learned this fact as an adult, and as a hockey fan, it truly disturbs me (and still serves no use).

Starred for “Willard”

+1 “that’s not ganache”

<<one indistinguishable song from the other>> can’t melt steel beams.

She married (and divorced) a hockey player. Does anyone ask where Candace Cameron BURÉ been all these years? Willa, sit down.

As long as you don’t retire from Kinja. *ZING*

*fetal position in corner at 41*

+1 Sic Transit Gloria

Gorman’s done quite well for himself as of late, and he’s only 42.