“Charlize Theron might be able to pull it off, because we’ve seen her play a British character convincingly”

+1 1986 JVC top-load VCR

I am NOT trusting the process right now

Had it been on a landline, the motherfucker would’ve called collect, too.

I don’t normally say this, but DAFUQ?

More charming than that Arnold on Green Acres? 😆

I dunno...I find this particular piece...bewitching?

So, someone with more money than sense? Yep, sounds about right.

Welp. No sleep tonight.

Those are Digimon

+1 Telestrator

+1 Milk Chicken Bomb

It’s a first amendment argument that trolls like to pull out as a silencing mechanism. I was trying to make light of AJD’s comment about how white supremacists want to have “debates” but say really atrocious $#!+ and then when they are shut down, they’ll complain, “but, but FREE SPEECH!”

I’m still picking my jaw up after that one.

Ugh. If I have to hear “economic anxiety” one more f-ing time...

“Dijon Mustard? On a hamburger?!”

Dear Nazis - aisle 6

Good. Shame them all.

They haven’t found out that the scheduled Limp Bizkit show is a hoax yet.