“Hey now, you-”

Anybody get a hankering for one of these?

+1 Scaramouche

“Aw, man. They’re cancelling ‘Last Man Standing.’”

Dear Lena & Amy

+1 Potent Potable

+1 Soros paycheck

& now I realize why they call it Gish GALLOPING. ‘Cause that horse has been ridden so hard, it’s damned near dead.

“Gawddamnit! Our prophet George Strait’s words were ‘Oceanfront property in Arizona!’ How dare you! ‘MUUURICA!!!”

Holy $#!+. Can I get a side-eye of Ranch to go with that word salad?

Bertrand Russell’s Criminal Record?

“...and translated it to Esperanto, a universal language which was created in the late 1800s but never took hold.”

Each one of those wanking piss stains could knock an elderly lady down, steal her purse, sexually assault her grandchild, shoot both of them with an unregistered handgun while making an illegal left turn while drink driving and screaming racial epithets, simultaneously being investigated for tax evasion, offshore…

Silly! Rocks don’t have nipples.

Dear Doug Collins,

Fucking shit. They are voting for this crap without finding out any analysis of the socio-economic outcomes. This is an important decision for everyone in this country. This is not an impulse purchase. THIS IS NOT A SNICKERS BAR AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER!

Imagine if you will, Condolezza Rice making statements in a similar vein about Hugo Chavez 10-12 years ago. Do you think W’s supporters would have lost their $#!+?

That header pic. Christ! Get Rex his Metamucil! Sneak some roughage in there at least.

+1 Trumped-up trickle down

She’s fucking Regina George come-to-life. At least Regina George had a redemption story at the end. Best case scenario is that Ivanka gets hit by a bus.