Bone Apple Teeth

I think “Punchable Face” is a yes or no tick box on the Fox News job application.

Welp, that turned my stomach sour. So much for enjoying my post-yoga chai latte.

Always yogurt truthers....

Yeah, it was second Dannon.

I want to go to Heaven for the weather

Ohhhh...that’s messed up. Thank you for bringing that to light.

More like Am-Mazie-ing, am I right?

Il n’y a pas de quoi

This gif! I just squeed so hard, I think I pulled something.

I wish Ashley Nicole Black was my best friend. *le sigh*

Oh, I know. My go-to theatre snack is a box of Milk Duds and a Mr. Pibb.

I mean, you might crush on a babysitter that’s a couple years older tucking you in, but your Dad’s college roommate? “Uncle [insert name here]?” **shudder**

“If I had $10 million, which house would I build?”

On her best day, she’s Mr. Pibb.

+1 MTV’s The Grind Workout VHS cassette.

I might change my name to Judith Scheindlin after this tho’.

Are you too dead to pass the Tums? **blort**