Ganaaaaaaaaaaache! That looks nom-licious

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!

Read as “carnival baker” because of the thread

That sounds divine. Can you feel my jealousy across the internet?

This is correct.

I love the way your puns seem to flow out effortlessly. A strong stream of consciousness.

Worst proctologist appointment ever

Can relate to the Dad thing: I don’t think I ever had a proper steak until I became an adult. He would always cook them until “done” because he didn’t want anybody getting sick from undercooked meat. Wouldn’t do ketchup, but we always had Lea & Perrins on the table on steak night.

Quesostapo

+1 Sedagive

BO: “I’m a giver.”

“Cilantro or Coriander? We debate - you decide!”

Even white women hate women! Is that like, auto-misogyny or something?

Deep focus. DEEP FOCUS!

“ins and outs”

That’s in the OSHA handbook, right? By gum, if only this administration would rid us of these regulations!

You’d think they’d learn by now that the storefront sign with only “MASSAGE” in pink cel is a dead giveaway.

You always leave me satisfied & smiling.

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