Who HAS these pants?!

Before any articles came out about the bull and Fearless Girl, I always called it the Merrill-Lynch statue.

Ugh! That coupon has expired!

“Somebody get this guy a shovel!”

MILKSHAKE!!!

Gentleman Jack FTW

Reinforcing my disdain =/= harrassment. Fire away!

The Metroplex: Come for the construction traffic! Stay for the...well, you’re stuck in traffic, so good luck leaving, sucker!

+Fiddy Men

Unless Keith Sweat is serenading you with those exact lyrics, it’s a lie.

Oh snap. This comment has 88 stars right now. DO NOT TOUCH! So Meta!

Wow. You might want to rub a little bit of this on your knee after that reaction.

Original Aunt Viv FTW!

So, your Mom finally filed for divorce?

Oh Lord, the “my dude” in your comment reminds me of these guys at the gym, of all places, where instead of wearing headphones like normal people, they brought a Bluetooth speaker. Not only do I not have my headphones loud enough to totally block out Darude’s “Sandstorm” or whatever 90's dance music the gym plays to…

The Excursion will never not make me think of this

“everybody forgets about me”

I’m not sure about the current models because, other than a few replacement parts, the Kenmores have run like champs for almost 20 years. I’ve heard mixed reviews about current Kenmores - I think their reputation precedes them, however. My only recommendation, and from what I’ve heard from friends and also my…