+1 98 Kenmore

Daaaaaintily...daaaaaintily

+1 G.L.O.W.

Holy $#!+ I love your Kinja handle!

Somebody had a “Stranger Things” marathon sleepover last night and is serving the Upside Down for breakfast.

So, my main question is, when does this pushbutton-electrode-orgasm-death machine go to market? Hopefully soon.

Starred for double en-typo

Mmmm...yeah.

Oh damnit. I didn’t see your comment. I went with a David Allen Coe song that writes itself.

It’s a David Allen Coe song that writes itself.

Yeah, Forbco’s curriculum is killer. Maybe that’s why their football team sucks! Hamburger U all the way! Go Hamburglars! Go!

Thank you!

I wish he would not say more of them

Pairs nicely with Blue Waffles.

Holy $#!+. “Penis Rice-a-Roni” +Eleventy-billion laugh-cry emojis

+1 yottabyte

“Steve Bannon’s lovely complexion”

Starred for “Goldengate”

+1 job interview for Top-Level Executive position

No, but I like where you’re going with this...