+1 3-piece Chicken Strip Basket with gravy and a Justaburger (add cheese & bacon)

Obligatory:

“The Devil Went Down to Manhattan”

Letting this quack anywhere near a vagina is nothing to joke about!

To your first point, his coolness meter is stuck in 90's mode where everyone knows plural words end with “Z’s.” (To be “EXTREME”...you know, like super-gluing your lady-bits together.)

Of course he calls them diapers because I’m sure he believes women are just as helpless as babies and no wonder they have been doing this menstruation “thing” wrong for all these years!

Good gawd. Does he want Ranch or a vinaigrette for the load of word salad he posted?

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“teaching your kids consideration for others is not liberal or conservative”

+1 Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before.

“or they spiral downward until they end up dead of a heroin overdose in a seedy motel after alienating every single person they love.”

Something something (quote from an Old El Paso commercial)

“Why you wolf-shaming?”

Or Sugar. I’m sure she gets complimentary bottom grabs when she gets his coffee just like he likes it.

Oh, holy shit. It’s a six-year-old’s mentality. I bet he believes in storks and “Kissing gets you pregnant!” fuuuuuuh....

“You gotta pay the troll toll/before you can have your lady-hole...evacuated of a mass of non-cognizant cells.”

Dear Cousins from across The Pond:

How the hell did that happen? Did Nigel Farage get his own talking head show?

You’d think he could just campaign for the next four years and let Grand Vizier Bannon handle it all.

Apt: “The lights are on/but you’re not home”