“I like washed-up, former teen idols that don’t get assaulted. Sad!”

$87? Yay! I’m worth $87!

Can’t. Stop. Retching.

All these puns are making me light headed. I hope I don’t “Pass Out.”

Sounds like someone finds this thread to be a little gristly.

You owe me a new Kinja because you just blew the doors off my old one.

Alice will have her own store on Etsy!

Seconded.

As an American Single, there is no way I could Kraft a protest against cheese!

Ah. So, me then?

*read their signs.

If all that journalistic digging didn’t work on her father, it sure as shit won’t work on her. And, by the time it’s her turn to be elected president, we’ll be controlled by state-sponsored media anyway.

Gouda’ve been worse.

+10 fingers that don’t fing.

“c**kwombles”

Pence & Congress will be able to drive whatever agenda they see fit. They’ll keep Trump as their populist mouthpiece - he’s just riding shotgun on the Republican Party Bus.

To wit: I can’t recall anything but a certain iciness between Obama & Putin for years. All outlets described their last G20 meeting as awkward AF.

While I appreciate what you’re saying (starred your comment), I can’t help but ask, what difference would it make?

“Rape a child? Been there, done that. I could burn a flag on 5th Avenue...”