“Did somebody say elephants?”

Goddamnit! Why can’t he just have a wife with insane amount of shoes?

My Mom’s Counterpoint for the last 8 years before the election: “Obama had no experience to be President and look where it’s gotten us! What did he ever do?”

Gah! If I didn’t have GERD before now...

I’ll take “Wharton School Classes Donald Trump Slept Through/Didn’t Attend” for $200, Alex.

“Plus, I honestly believe they just also genuinely enjoy screwing people over.”

Rum & coke kinda burns when you shoot it out of your nose.

My favorite was always the “Ummm!” that gets progressively louder...like a racecar shifting through the gears after launch.

The BEST Kinja...

Shit. I hope my mom doesn’t see that. I can deal with any more, “told ya so’s”

$20 says this guy/gal has #alllivesmatter somewhere in his/her online presence.

Can I get two loge seats for a Sunday matinee? 😃

20,000 Leagues?

+1 “Smithers...”

So, pretty much Trump’s Twitter feed?

“Same letter, eh? That’s a good one.”

Good God. Is that girl in the stock photo using a Motorola ROKR? Is she praying to get a new phone so she can use this app?

I feel like I’ve been on the brown acid from Woodstock for two weeks now....

It’s a solid 80's reference. He’s excited for Reaganomics to come back full swing.

The retailer meanwhile argued for the treatment of “Navajo” as a generic term a la “light beer.”