*read their signs.

If all that journalistic digging didn’t work on her father, it sure as shit won’t work on her. And, by the time it’s her turn to be elected president, we’ll be controlled by state-sponsored media anyway.

Gouda’ve been worse.

+10 fingers that don’t fing.

“c**kwombles”

Pence & Congress will be able to drive whatever agenda they see fit. They’ll keep Trump as their populist mouthpiece - he’s just riding shotgun on the Republican Party Bus.

To wit: I can’t recall anything but a certain iciness between Obama & Putin for years. All outlets described their last G20 meeting as awkward AF.

While I appreciate what you’re saying (starred your comment), I can’t help but ask, what difference would it make?

“Rape a child? Been there, done that. I could burn a flag on 5th Avenue...”

“Did somebody say elephants?”

Goddamnit! Why can’t he just have a wife with insane amount of shoes?

My Mom’s Counterpoint for the last 8 years before the election: “Obama had no experience to be President and look where it’s gotten us! What did he ever do?”

Gah! If I didn’t have GERD before now...

I’ll take “Wharton School Classes Donald Trump Slept Through/Didn’t Attend” for $200, Alex.

“Plus, I honestly believe they just also genuinely enjoy screwing people over.”

Rum & coke kinda burns when you shoot it out of your nose.

My favorite was always the “Ummm!” that gets progressively louder...like a racecar shifting through the gears after launch.

The BEST Kinja...

Shit. I hope my mom doesn’t see that. I can deal with any more, “told ya so’s”

$20 says this guy/gal has #alllivesmatter somewhere in his/her online presence.