Can I get two loge seats for a Sunday matinee? 😃

20,000 Leagues?

+1 “Smithers...”

So, pretty much Trump’s Twitter feed?

“Same letter, eh? That’s a good one.”

Good God. Is that girl in the stock photo using a Motorola ROKR? Is she praying to get a new phone so she can use this app?

I feel like I’ve been on the brown acid from Woodstock for two weeks now....

It’s a solid 80's reference. He’s excited for Reaganomics to come back full swing.

The retailer meanwhile argued for the treatment of “Navajo” as a generic term a la “light beer.”

It seems the only “Angry Black Woman” that white people listen to is Tyler Perry in a mumu and a wig.

Irony Ourobouros?

WAF-FLE-STOMP!

**fingers crossed!!**

“So, you’re ignoring the fact that lots of people are killed by illegals? Why would you want criminals, murders, and rapists ruining the way of life in the USA?”

Right? I wish the majority of his followers (see Evangelical, prosperity gospel, Joel Osteen watchers) understood this. I particularly can’t stand that prosperity gospel nonsense either. Me, me, me! Instead of we, we, we! It promotes bootstraps over charity. I’m pretty sure that’s not what my main man JC was all about.

Now that we’re all using the internet, and since words have lost all meaning, all of the old dictionaries were used as kindling to light the current dumpster fire

I hate that “bleeding heart liberal” is used as a slur against empathy and compassion

Someone much wiser than me said, “character is who you are when no one is looking.”