Too much zip in Miracle Whip!

Obligatory:

+1 Dr.’s office children’s magazine rack

Googling “Woodchipper Rental Glasgow Montana” now

Hey, whatever will palliate my anxiety for the next 19 days. Well, hell, after the whole “wait & see” election results comment, maybe until New Year’s?

My bad. That’s the one with Daniel Day-Lewis playing the tall one, right?

If that’s the case, where’s my fucking Soma?!

To paraphrase one of his lines from The Godfather, “HOO-AH!”

“...from GROPE to Collapse.”

Well done. As a reward, please view this gif from one of my favorite movies, “Casino.”

This comment is just against all odds...

If a celebrity couple splits up and their PR people don’t release statements, are they really separated?

Had a friend of mine do that back in 2008 with Maverick cigarettes. “Smoke a Maverick!”

This!!! All. Fucking. Day.

Oh, Tuesday Morning! The place to buy stuff for all the women in your life you DON’T care about!

Jesus Christ. We get it, Billy!

Hey! That’s an insult to meat pies!

Ugh! Fucking shit! Hasn’t anyone told Sarah Palin that Trump nominated Mike Pence months ago?