Javaris Crittenton wants his yearbook back.

I don’t know how she thought she'd game the ITF. I hope she’s all set to match wits with them - pending a review.

Kinjitsu perhaps?

What about “Conservative Ninjitsu Hands?”

Needs more orange.

I didn’t know Andy Dick was a Republican.

Good Lord, no. Everyone knows you buy your used cars from John Kasich. And door-to-door, term-life insurance.

Best DUAN ever!

One must wonder if Wolff was packed in the back of the vehicle.

+1 *we’re

I’m an Old, but this had me you using the kid’s saying, “I can’t even.” - between shaking my head at the end of each sentence and trying not to dry heave, a la Sweet Dee from “It’s Always Sunny” of course...

That’s from Leviticus, right? It has to be. Right after the “no meat AND dairy” but right before the whole spiel about woven fabrics. Sorry, too busy to research it.

I don’t like either of them, so it’s not wrong that I fell out laughing at this, right?

Such a level-headed response. You’re trying to break the internet, aren’t you?

This sounds like a great plot for an as-yet-unnamed Christopher Guest movie...which will, of course, be snubbed by the Academy.

Because he didn’t go full Broussard. Never go full Broussard.

I bet it’s worth a pretty penny if it still has the flexidisc inside featuring The Boingers hit single, “U Stink but I ♥ U."

...which is exactly why I’m donating, but will never feel the joy of wearing this shirt on Casual Friday.

I still have all of the compilation books from that period of time.