With that, I think Ted Cruz definitely qualifies as a “Houst-onion.” You know why? Because he stinks! Yeah, I said it.

The horror...the horror

GOOCH

“ESPN will cover it with such depth and ferocity that you will end up sick to death of the story within hours.”

Came here for this.

“The university also agreed to provide her with a 1996 Citrus Bowl watch, a Pigskin Classic watch, a 1996 Citrus Bowl jersey, an SEC championship ring for the 1996 indoor track team, a 1991 NCAA track championship ring, and a 1991 senior undergraduate ring she could pick from the Josten’s catalogue ‘with a value not…

Clear the area! Please return to your homes! Nothing left to see here!

Might as well jump!

+1 Sad state of affairs.

+Cinq ans en la Bagne du Toulon

D-D-D-D-Dish Natio-o-on!!!

I’ve had OJ fatigue since that goddamned car chase that interrupted the playoffs...

Came here to say this. Thank you!

♫ More stars

Her son apologized to Kesterson via text, saying “I want to help you overcome what you’re going through so you can get back to enjoying softball and enjoying life.”

#TeamWacker

Good Lord. I’ve seen Fundamentalist Christians not this worked up about the F word.

+1 meta

Just think, if Ted Cruz had any kind of self-awareness at all, he would have killed himself while at Princeton.