whattthehellguys
Whatthehellguys
whattthehellguys

That was the deal for having a child, per the Vanity Fair profile on her. She promised her body wouldn’t change, so she got to have a baby.

Both Margaery and Catherine had more screentime than Amy this past season.

Her and Andrew are a narcissists’ match made in Hell.

Are you thinking of Tony Hale, aka Gary? He is definitely a devout Christian, though I know nothing else beyond that fact.

You’re doing the Lord’s work honey, bless you.

I was trimming a friend’s weed harvest and brought my terrier-Chihuahua mutt with me (14 lbs). He happily chewed on stems and leaves for a couple hours, then looked up with the get, most bloodshot eyes I’ve seen, swiped some of my fries, and passed out underfoot. He slept for the next day.

Supposed to hit triple digits in my neck of parched American West, so I’m going to go ahead and say yay. For one’s health.

I don’t think it’s a secret that Julia Roberts is definitely a bitch IRL. But I love hearing new evidence of it.

I literally just wondered that out loud after seeing a billboard along Highway 14 warning: “Syphillis. The Silent Killer”

So Zinke is a bitchass lapdog after all, huh?

Groban has a pretty awesome sense of humor, I bet he has already pulled the “You Raise Me Up” boner move. If not, get at it Josh!

If Evans didn’t back Brady, whichever relative of his that’s in Massachusetts politics would have been recalled from office and pelted with debris in the streets. I can give him a pass on that. Plus, that ass. He is the third Chris, behind Pine and Hemsworth.

She’s put a lot more money into maintaining her face and body than your average heavy user can afford, though.

The pink container has Vitamin E, marketed to help out skin that has been chafed by sports bras. No grand conspiracy to keep us down, just sales-focused marketing strategy.

I blame fillers at a young age.

All the evangelicals I knew growing up had huge, intense proposals at Disneyland with surprise photographers followed by huge intense weddings with multiple photographers and more often than not, a Disney theme. Just what the fuck, you little weirdos?

Reads like an Agatha Christie, awesome.

The 909 has been that way for at least 20 years, I think Truck Nutz are considered a cultural marker by this point.

Issa seems like such a pandering coward.

I saw Casper, Now and Then (Did this age well?), and Wild America for Devon Sawa. Wasn’t JTT in Wild America, too? I also watched all 90s Christina Ricci movies for the same reason. If Benny from The Sandlot had made another movie, pre-teen me would have been there too.