Warning: totally useless observation incoming

I love that JT is on there twice. Double herpes!

Someone on Deadspin made a herpes web, connecting various actors, actresses, and Derek Jeter. I suppose if everyone’s got it, then it’s almost like no one does?

Picked up the knitting needles again to make another square for a quilt I’ve been idly working on for a few years. I don’t have pictures, but it’s the Rolls on the Square pattern from Ravelry.

The apple trees are odd, and maybe it does have to do with location (Or maybe we aren’t taking care of them properly). I have the original tree, purchased by my husband a few years ago, and two smaller trees grown from suckers/cuttings of the first. We keep them in pots and they kind of do their thing and produce a…

I’m zone 10, 19 if you use the Sunset Western Garden zones. So far, gardening has been the most enjoyable it’s ever been for me this year. I was able to start a bunch of my plants from seed and to see them make them out there in the (sort of) wild has been awesome. I feel like I have a tiny fiefdom, or something.

On the edible side of things, I’ve got some beastly tomato plants and marigolds beginning to overflow on their half of a 4'x20' raised bed, it’s like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze over there. Lest I get too cocky, the other half of the bed, filled with pepper plants, seems stunned and weak. I…

Border dogs. Bacon-wrapped hot dogs with grilled peppers and onions. Excellent with a michelada on a Saturday morning at the swap meet or at 3am Sunday morning, drunk as all hell.

I went to a prom through for a group of homeschooled kids I did musical theatre with. The MAC lady made me look like a porn star, my hair looked awful cause I tried to it myself, and my date didn’t want to dance but got upset when I hit the dance floor by myself because, fuck it, I love dancing. Because these kids…

Miley is way too talented to be taken seriously as Madonna.

The movie had great moments, and a few amazing performances (Who is the gentleman that played the youngest Lacks brother? I see him everywhere, love him, love his voice.), but felt rushed in other places and then hastily slapped together. Oprah did an incredible job but you’re right Aliya, you spend the entire time…

Nah. Reading through this article that barely holds back from calling her an opportunistic hooker helped cement my feelings about ol’ Snake Eyes. Fuck her.

I want to believe.

Can you tweet from prison?

I like to use “dumb and convoluted”, myself.

Actually, yes! April as a month has a history reaching back at least to 700BCE. It started as the second month, was moved to third, then fourth a couple hundred years before the baby Jesus.

I do a Soma with half a glass of red for flights between 5 and 8 hours, Soma and a half with a full glass of red for anything 8+ hours. I fall asleep right after the first snack pass and wake up upon landing, feeling like I just had a massage.

Jajajajaja, pendeja.

Their eyes are drifting apart like Pangea. It’s unsettling

Oh damn, you hit it on the head with the “what do you do?” line of questioning. Entertainment industry people are crazy/nasty/superficial enough, but the wannabes are psychotic.