Talladega Nights, Stepbrothers, and Casa de Mi Padre are gems, sir/madam, how dare you!

My hot take no one asked for: Adam Rippon wins.

Best Boat Movie: White Squall. Square up!

I recall the Chinese rolling through to victory during “Seven Years in Tibet” much like they did IRL, Brad Pitt didn’t save shit. Nor could he muster a consistent accent, nevermind a convincing one.

I’m more surprised that the hyper right-wing don’t use Ruby Ridge more often, you couldn’t script a better example of federal intervention turned violent if you tried.

I figured he might also point his chin up in attempt to convince himself that he does, in fact, have a chin.

Ol’ Billy Boy might’ve silver tongued his way into a gentler remembrance than his son Franklin will enjoy, but he still bears the burden of helping unleash American Evangelicalism, the dumbest, cruelest, and greediest of the Christian sects in modern history.

Make some signs for the route to the cemetery.

Xavier Becerra is our attorney general. He is supposedly pro-justice, but he’s also pro-cop, so we’ll see how far that goes. (Probably not very.)

I love hearing the “bad apples” phrase. Because when apples spoil, they release a gas that is essentially toxic and degenerates everything around them. So when cops protest that they aren’t all like that, it’s just a few “bad apples”, they miss the entire point that they, too, will be bad apples by virtue of the…

She always was my least favorite of the Wives.

Status Quo Warrior?

You didn’t laugh at the cocaine sneeze? C’mon, that was funny!

How is anyone surprised by Diane Keaton’s response? I feel like disappointment follows an unpleasant reveal, and Keaton has consistently shown herself to be in Woody’s corner at all time for the past 40-odd years. I like her performances, but she seems to kind of suck.

Savage was fucking terrifying in his SVU turn, holy shit that episode lingered with me.

I watched a lot of UPN too (Living Single > Friends, all day), but my parents never explained their reflexive “Turn that trash off!” so I can only assume there was some latent racism at play.

But you guys are like the national embodiment of winter, so it’s not even close to a level playing field.

Jesus, he’s just one dancing swastika away from “The Producers”.

Same! Lifelong Anacrime resident until recently, and have always followed Gustavo’s work. This is exciting!

Holy shit, Gustavo is writing for Jez!? Feliz Navidad to me!