Because all of the beer will just fall out of the hole in the back his head, dumbass.  Don’t you know anything about how the body works?

Nice to see someone keeping with the original meaning of “dadbod,” which is in good shape but not cut or huge or otherwise requiring high maintenance. Keep it alive!

Oh, come on that's not fair. I'm sure this high school football coach in Arkansas is much more intelligent and competent than anyone currently in the white house.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!

Saw that too. Also, the keeper trips or something. Bush league.

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

FIFY

He's what stupid people think a smart person is. 

Attemptnat resurrection: they wanted their baby back baby back baby back.....

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.

Sharpest? 

This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid. 

It’s a curse. 

I would love to see more features like this.

Nah. The Bachelor gets consistently higher ratings, which means any one of these douchebags are likely to have more household name recognition than Scheana Marie. And a reality star dating another reality star hardly counts as newsworthy. Tyler and Wells are the only ones that could be said to be “dating a celebrity”,…

“Trump, arguably the dumbest president the U.S. has ever had”

I have been using Apple products personally and professionally for the past several years—love ‘em—but I am really getting disenchanted with the lineup. The iPhone is becoming more camera than phone. Which is fine I guess, but it just doesn’t feel ultra innovative or exciting to me. And the devices are getting so dang…

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

What? What fuckin’ planet are you on?

This complaint is the opposite of the jalop mindset. You’re telling me the interface has all the functions you need, but it’s easy to figure out and not intrusive or overcomplicated to use? That sounds wonderful. I can’t stand the new MB interiors where literally everything is a screen and you can’t do any main…