whatthefoxsays
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whatthefoxsays

I erred. I should have said, “not bigots.” Because there isn’t a white person in this country who doesn’t benefit, directly or indirectly, from racism.

i’m rooting for her. the major singles record deserves a better quality of person than margaret court.

The howling carnivorous mouse is a metaphor. The howling carnivorous mouse is Megan Greenwell.

Fuck him.

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

“Heritage”... “dual-clutch”

What in the world is even middle class in America anymore? I feel like to have a comfortable middle class life and not live in the boonies, you need to be making 200k+ household... And to truly afford a 50k car, you need to be making 200k. Your house shouldn’t be more than 3 times your yearly income and your cars

Not a singular moment, but rather years of playing football (and to a lesser extent baseball) with extremely noticeable, terminal swampass. Just a giant circle of wetness from my crack to my taint whenever I broke a sweat, accentuated by our bright red football pants. I became so well known for it my nickname was

$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Shut up, tomato.

Indeed, they are everywhere:

Shut the fuck up, Tomato.

I will remind everyone here that forgiveness is something we do when we no longer wish to carry the burden of the wrongs done onto us. When we want to let go of the pain and the hurt that has been inflicted upon us, then we forgive and move on.

He’s never eaten meat despite all our efforts, so it’s pretty much peanut butter crackers, goldfish, bushels of fresh fruit, pancakes, and pasta with marinara sauce. I mean, I am 6'2/220 lbs and my wife is no coxswain, so he was never gonna be petite. But the sweatinness, my god, the sweatiness... 

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,

Why do chinless conservative dorks like Miller and Seb Gorka think a goatee makes them look distinguished instead of making their mouth look like a bear’s asshole?

Virtually any manual transmission wagon. Brown optional.

I’m glad you didn’t use your real account for this dumb-ass point of view.

Do you enjoy killing animals?