Word.  I already cry when I think about my son going to college.  He’s 7.

Don’t Post Your Toddler’s Tantrum on Social Media

I wasn't aware that Trump thought it a good idea that the Yuan weaken. Quite the reverse in fact 

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

How remarkable of him to care so much about cancer... after he was diagnosed with it. Maybe if his climate change denial legacy didn’t eclipse his other “philanthropic” work someone would shed tear. As it stands, he undeniably has left the world a worse place by his direct action.

Get fucked.

He was a horrible man and I’m glad he’s dead. 

During the last round of “tax cuts”, my taxes went up. And not by an insignificant amount. Of course, I am not in the 1 percent, nor am I a corporation.

Nobody star this.

It’s nowhere near perfect.

I want to know how the manual-only cars perform on the track compared to the cars with auto

Either way, a win for consumers, and proof that we don’t need tighter federal regs anyway.

Drive one and tell me how stale it feels.  

I don’t understand. What is “baby formula”? Do you mean sperm and an egg? That’s the formula to create a baby. Does Whole Foods really sell sperm now? Why can’t I understand very basic terms that reasonable people are using? Why am I always so faux confused about everything?!?

Secondly, who in the world says, “I can’t believe they’re not working (few work harder)!” What? Is he saying that they should be working?

We need a new internet that does not include China and Russia. Add whomever is hacking countries elections also.

Way more than 127 were still on the road.  127 is the number that made it home.

You’re a remarkable idiot

Calling it now; John Malkovich plays him in the movie. 

Ah fuck off.