Boycott their companies for one.

The looks aren’t just skin-deep, either. It drives pretty well because it’s small, compact and light. Chuckable. You can even get it with a manual! Can you say that about your big, lumbering crossover? Didn’t think so.

SITZPINKLER DON’T PLAY THAT

In other Washington news, the White House has made a job offer to Benito Mussolini, hoping to leverage his experience overcoming syphilitic dementia. 

Hello, HelloNewman. I couldn’t help but notice your fine choice of a username. 

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Don’t worry, everybody! The governor of Texas is on top of things and has arrested...the gal who licked the bucket of ice cream.

I totally understand your reaction. I mean holy hell did she ever own your ass completely for everyone to see.

The kind who get rich(er) lying to young people about the link between tobacco and cancer? We’ve had enough of that kind.

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

Don’t blame the drunk golfer. Blame Gary in 23C for yelling “GET IN THE HOLE!!” for four hours.

Ah yes, person-who-doesn’t-know-the-rules trying to project their lack of knowledge on someone else, and looking even dumber than otherwise. Always a classic.

No they don’t.

How long until the Republicans basically kill themselves off with their own policies so we can all move on?

Truly! At my age (and activity level) that’s an entire DAY’s calories!

I can’t decide which half is the bad half.

If you are stupid enough to pay for that you don’t deserve your money back. 

I’ve said it before, GOP state legislators are the absolute worst.

Republican Danielle Stella, 31, launched her campaign for Omar’s Minnesota House seat in June—on an anti-crime platform

In Land Rover years, it’s ancient.