Why has no one at Krispy Kreme (a brand clearly inferior to Dunkin)

Hiking Everest should not, in fact, be a thing.

I love boxing, but boxing probably shouldn’t be a thing.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

How about if something is offensive, it’s okay to call it out for being offensive?

Not without a manual, unfortunately.

All I did was click the button for “6-speed Manual”, why’s it so mad?

Good thing there's no manual option. Means my kids will still be able to pay for college.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Then you should know where they vanished to lol

On the other hand he was charged with a felony for an extremely minor offense. So... hard to say.

Nothing more American than buying a car while you’re still paying off your old one.

You’re laughing now, but in 5 years, those $5 t-shirts are going to go for $10 on eBay.

won’t someone think of the forgotten boomers, that hard working class that pulled up every ladder after they climbed it and told the next generation, “we got ours, tough shit for you guys.”

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

And middle seat people: if those armrests need to go up for the comfort of the passengers on either side of you, leave ‘em up and don’t fuss about it.

Congrats on joining us here at what I like to call, the punchline

“Wood screws can’t break bones, everyone knows that.”

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.