If you’re a family of 4, taking an Uber can be cheaper than taking the subway, so I can understand how many tourist families would opt for that without understanding how bad traffic can be.

Major failures developing all at once is, perhaps, a hallmark of premium car brands. Mazda is doing something right on this point!

I remember being a yout and watching The Real World religiously because I wanted to see how other people lived, especially those whose lives did not revolve around school and doing homework.

Conway is a partner in one of the most prestigious law firms in the country. He pulls in 7 figures, easy. He doesn’t need to make money from Twitter.

The guy in the background? His wife must have a very sharp eye.

I am both horrible and lazy. What restaurant do you think it is?

Uh, she was tried in NY. The OP mentioned Epstein, who also faced federal charges in Fla, and it was a USADA who gave him a sweetheart deal. My point was that prosecutors located in NY are not intimidated by anyone, whether they are state or federal.

My friend has a Model X. I think it is ugly and boring. It’s a chonky car for a chonky future for chonky people.

umlauts can add that “ooh, it must be European” cache

These two morons are not anywhere near the super-wealthy. I’m not even sure they are wealthy at all- they don’t live in a particularly wealthy town, and used Vettes are not that much. If I had to guess, I’d say they were upper-middle class. Which means they are fucked.

Maybe in Texas or Fla, but that shit doesn’t work in NY. There is too much media scrutiny here. Ask Martha Stewart if her wealth helped her.

On the bright side, you’re not going to prison. I guarantee one of these asses is going to prison.

The funny part is that he *barely* qualifies as a boomer. He’s only 58, which blows my mind. 

For me, I associate cumin with body odor. Any sniff of it and I immediately think someone around me has B.O. And growing up, there was an Indian family in the neighborhood whose house reeked of cumin. I always thought the whole family had B.O.

In case people were still wondering: advertising works and the vast majority of people (aged 18 - 49) are easily swayed.

Halloumi made only from cow’s milk is no gouda.

That’s a very optimistic view of where this country is headed. I’m thinking in 2060 this country will be have border guards between red and blue states, and this guy will be one of them.

This guys sounds a little bitter but the Michelin expansion into Asia has been a disaster. They don’t know what the fuck they are doing over there.

Yeah, my Pork Roll Christmas was 20 years ago. Since then, a lot of places have started opening up on Christmas Day, much like the stores that open on Thanksgiving night.

A gas station with a cook? That’s a whole ‘nother level!