That’s....really low. In May when I don’t use A/C or heat, our utility bill is $100.

Job-blaming is the new victim-blaming. 

The boiler was replaced just before I bought the house. The realtor told me that the previous owner had installed one that was designed for twice the square footage of the house so the house would be nice and toasty in the winter.

Per month. The house is 100 years old and apparently constructed from old newspapers.

If layering is life, then at what temperature should the thermostat be set? Because my gas bill averages around $500 if I set it at 67, I set mine at 62 (and get to pay $275-300 for that luxury). At that temp, I’m perfectly comfortable in sweatpants and a sweatshirt.

That only explains tuition at public schools. Student loans are absolutely the driving force behind private tuition increases.

So, “Adult-onset diabetes on a plate” then?

My wife stays at home and always complains about not having other mom friends. Then when she talks to other moms at the park or library, she never exchanges numbers. Even when she talks about how nice the other person was. I don’t get it. Even if I tell her about this app, I’m afraid she might be too shy to use it.

Getting in is often the hardest part. How hard you need to work depends on your major. Business administration? You can fucking phone that shit in. Biomedical engineering? You’re dead.

My MIL just opened a Venmo account. The woman has problems working her iPhone. I fully expect to get asked to help out with wrongly sent money any day now.

Are there a lot of people who would not recommend the greasy spoon they eat in regularly? If someone asks for a recommendation, I always include the cheap and fast places with the caveat “If you want something cheap and fast...”

Lol. I would bet that the owner is not providing healthcare or paying more than the $2 minimum wage required for servers.

Uh, I don’t think C3PO’s memory is being sent back in time. It sounds like all the data in his memory is being erased going back to the very beginning.

This video would have been so much better if you had used a rotary dial phone and old-school modem.

Well, it’s official: I’m an old. The toughest kids on my HS football team had pierced ears.

60% of attractiveness is height, as they say.

The running back had tattoos on his arm? Is it common for 17 yr olds to have tattoos? 

Because it will get views on Instagram

I’d bet that a lot of the 3rd party resellers are people who scour the clearance sections at various grocery stores and then resell at a markup on Amazon. Not surprised that the foods are close to their expiration date.

Oh yeah, no question. I would pass over tight spaces and just wait for a better spot, like at the end of the street or by hydrants. My wife would just park anywhere she could.