Nestle’s response to the Greek yogurt trend was/is disgusting. I don’t expect them to introduce anything good.

Haha! I didn’t even notice the keeper.

One of the Tulsa kids ran forward but turned his back to save his face. Had he gone forward, he would have blocked it.

Can you imagine if Obama had said fuck you to the red states that he knew would never support him? He didn’t do it because he’s a normal human being. At this point, Trump isn’t even trying to hide his pettiness.

I lost a strip of skin off my back while going down one of the water slides. I am certain that dozens of people have ingested my DNA because of this park.

So, what is a Mediterranean pizza? 

Lol. You think all Democrats would support this? Schumer won’t even support taxing carried interest as regular income; he sure as hell will not support this. Big money supports both parties.

Huh? You should feel worse. Our Supreme Court is now more likely to support Trump’s agenda, not publicly rebuke him.

I don’t know about that. When they had big names, every bank, law firm and media company had either a luxury box or season tickets. With the current line up, I could see a lot of companies declining to renew.

I wonder how many Uber drivers took the swag knowing that there is virtually no way to figure it out.

I would be 400 lbs if I had this job. And I would probably be tired of eating crunchy Cheetos, which is no way to go through life.

That’s because your NE Corridor train ticket has to subsidize the podunks taking the train from Bumfuck to Nowheresville. 

Anyone know how it’s priced? Cheaper or more expensive than the $6 for 2 that Beyond Meat charges?

Do you use the phrase “Indian giver?” Is there a context today where it is not offensive? 30 years no one would have blinked an eye.

What you wrote about Cardi B? I know you wrote some words, but I have no idea what those words mean.

“the public?”

Uber’s own argument for why they are not an employer is that they do not hire the drivers. They are only the platform for connecting the driver to the passenger, i.e., the passenger is the doing the hiring. So, setting the price undercuts their argument that they are not an employer. Compare it to a company like Home…

Probably sephardic. Mildly surprised an asshole like Miller doesn’t look down at her because she’s not ashkenazi.

We used to spend a lot on food containers but have lost so many of them that we only buy the cheap stuff now. Losing glass Pyrex stings man!

He would have been stuffed by anyone with a vertical jump longer than 3 inches. Who posts shit like this thinking it looks good?