Never Surrender is a great song. I will die on this hill.

Former spokesperson for DHS?

Rao’s is great, and Whole Foods has had it on sale for as low as $4.50 a jar. I bought several.

I imagine that building sways a good 3-5 feet regularly due to high winds. Good luck living there.

Anyone who has read Hamilton could have predicted that he would correctly identify Fage and Chobani since he loves the former and hates the latter.

The rights of gays and lesbians not to be fired from their jobs because of their sexual orientation. Do you not consider that a basic human right?

It’s your town’s fault. They hired the recycling company and they should be sending out public notices relating to trash and recycling. My town sends out a pamphlet every year that discusses what can be recycled, thrown away and what days residents can bring in bulk stuff and hazardous chemicals. 

The one bright side to marrying the daughter of two Fox News- MAGA nutjobs is that they truly believe their daughter should be subservient to me.

You’d think an MLB player would be able to see there was no grass on the infield...

They booked those seats hoping no one would take the middle. Once they realized that someone was sitting there, they should have offered up the aisle.

she’ll never wear stripes again...

This might be the first Deadspin article to mention Twitch without a comment about how esports are not a sport.

Here’s how you do it. Look at the house in IG. Then look it up (the IG has the address) on Zillow, where you can see even more pics and the neighborhood where the house is located. I’ve spent many, many hours doing this, particularly because there are many houses located near me.

I pad my billable hours by refreshing the homepage. 

This is why my new car smell was replaced with stale coffee smell before I banned my wife from drinking coffee in the car.

I wonder if deporting a Cuban will have any effect on the overwhelming support Trump has with Cubans?

There are huge sex discrimination issues if the jobs posted for The Wing members are exclusive, particularly for large or public companies. 

I always buy things out of season. Clothes during the end of season sales. Outdoor tools during the winter. Summer/beach stuff during the winter. It takes some planning to figure what I need 9 months ahead of time but the end result is that I usually end up paying 50% less for stuff that I use.

The thing about planning your meals before you shop is you don’t know what’s on sale yet. Do you go through the circular first to plan your meals?

I would buy the iPhone 11 if it were smaller. Not sure why they couldn’t swap the sizes of the 11 and 11 pro. I’ll probably buy an 11 Pro unless there are more substantial rumors of a new SE next year.