Death to Oxford commas! Up with Cambridge semicolons!
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Why would you speak to me like that, old sport?
The hyphens are stupid, but don’t you dare besmirch the Oxford comma.
This is the same nitwit that suggested the death penalty for immigrant felons.
That’s literally the exact thing that they were doing.
With my first, before the rill rill pushing happened...I watched Teen Mom between contractions (no judgement). Much to my husband’s chagrin.
He felt bullied and demeaned, so he wants to bully and demean? Sounds about right. And when your political platforms consist of repeatedly calling the whambulance, you don’t know you’re doing it wrong, but everybody else does.
What are the odds he applied to, and was rejected by, Stanford?
Oh, my. I had no idea he even *had*a Wikipedia entry, but it’s truly splendid. He claims to have studied “astro-physics [sic], geo-physics [sic], logic, and mathematics.” So we can see he isn’t just a creep, he’s a creep with a weird fetish for inappropriate hyphens and Oxford commas. Sounds like a bona fide…
He’s already gotten his revenge - look at all the trees he’s wasting.
Dean Campbell: Mr. Olsen! That is not how one represents the University of Miami!
This is quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever read on any Gawker affiliate, ever. You have won today, sir.
I don’t remember this at all! The Superbowl Shuffle is more my speed. Gonna go google to see if The Fridge is still alive. Edited: Well that was a bummer. Poor Fridge is not having a good life.
So tl;dr Greg Olsen suffers from premature ejaculation and compensates with presumably flaccid ear sex.
Talk about burying the lede - Greg Olsen has three legs and a foot fetish?
I am the Semen King
PFT’s set-up to the question was incredible. Something along the lines of a kid getting made fun of for having glasses (“four eyes”) when PFT asked how Greg handled bullying for his third leg. PFT is the political/football journalist that we have but don't deserve.
On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.