I have nothing clever to add. I just need to vent that I can’t stand this weak-chinned, flailing, tantrumming little shitstain.

And all the beds he’s wetted, and all the fires he’s started.

Jesus Christ. That little pinhead, plunked down onto that neck.

This really deserves more love.

Wait a minute. I’ve never seen them in the same room. Maybe Draymond Green is Garth’s alter-ego, like Chris Gaines.

Not to be That Person, but maybe you mean “palpable tension” instead of “palatable tension?” Unless it’s tasty to you, of course.

Oh shit. Time to go play “Let It Whip” because it instantly got stuck in my head when I read this.

I misread that as “SWV” at first and was beyond delighted. What a letdown.

Forgive my ignorance - what is bpv?

Dentonite here, and I totally agree with your assessment.

That, and having things “shoved down their throats.” They all say it. These guys are kinky as hell

Hey! As a person who grew up in her hometown, I...agree totally, you’re exactly right.

Honestly, this year even within DFW no one seems to care about the Mavs, in my experience. Everyone is watching the Cowboys in their most likely brief new period of non-suckitude. Mavs news is way down the list, even on sports radio outlets like The Ticket.

And funnier to watch, to boot.

I was already smiling, but the “an’” in the title slayed me. It’s like a really grim Little Rascals movie!

I haven’t lived in Michigan for years, but I still have a soft spot for the Lions, and any time I have to tell someone I’m a fan their faces fall and I get actual sympathy. It’s really funny to me, and sometimes I use it when fans of other franchises start complaining about their team’s run of bad luck.

I remember being a little kid watching the live-action one with Mary Martin as Peter Pan. I was confused enough that an obviously middle-aged woman was playing a young boy; then a blonde lady shows up as Native princess. I eventually accepted Mary as Peter since she (oddly enough) did kind of disappear into the…

A haberdasher with a hat anecdote. I like it.

I’m really late here, but I laughed so loud I made the cat jump, so thanks for that.

High five, fellow orange lover who still thinks these uniforms are hot garbage!