Thank you. I have a four-year-old and the idea of laying a hand on her in anger is total anathema to me. And yet, she is a well-behaved kid with a healthy respect for discipline and authority. And she’s not learning to hit small people when she’s angry!

Bahaha shrunken head

I sold an old lamp on Craigslist two weeks ago. I’ve since declared myself CEO and president of Ugly Antiques My Mom Gave Me, LLC.

Oh, yes. Yes it does.

Scam “artists” gives these guys too much credit. I’m going with scam fumblers.

Wow, I laughed really hard at your username and avatar. Thank you.

Even if you don’t follow MMA, one look at Nick’s face and you can tell he’s a fighter. Pick your battles!

I already knew of Jason Mantzoukas from his podcast appearances, but his Rafi made me really love him. Guy deserves to be a bigger star.

Welp... Eustace Bloat. Looks like I have a new screen name.

I enjoyed your whole comment, but I especially giggled at the autocorrect bc my phone also thinks I’m trying to say “shorty,” a word I think I’ve literally never used.

Ugh, that movie. I was so depressed by the end. The film just, like, sat on my head and crushed it. (Some good performances though.)

I’m sure I’m not the only grey who likes that the URL is “balls.ie” (I haven’t checked all replies yet), but I wanted to give a shout-out anyway. Well done, whoever came up with that

Cosigned! I really enjoyed that breakdown of the technical aspects of diving. Partly bc I can barely manage to execute a cannonball.

This is like watching my sandwich parents fight. Muffaletta Mom! Cheesesteak Dad! Stop! I love you both so much!

THANK YOU. I laughed at another commenter’s “trust fund Lloyd Christmas,” but “NFL Kathy Geist” is even more apt.

As a native of Macomb County whose extended family almost all reside in Oakland County, I couldn’t agree more. We’re the worst! Both my sets of grandparents fled Wayne County in the 60s and we only set foot there for Eastern Market (or in my dad’s case, to work at a soup kitchen - he makes us all look bad), but…

Why did I laugh so hard at this? Who collects Ditka paraphernalia and 9/11 memorabilia? What must their house look like?

No worries... Like all of Marriotti’s latter-day employment, it didn’t last.

Oh god I’m crying

I was thinking more like Frosty the snowman