Don’t forget the actual roving packs of wild dogs attacking people! But only in the “ethnic” parts of Dallas, you see, so it’s not really a problem!

Came here for the Dock Ellis references, was not disappointed.

I miss going to those. My dad was in drum corps for years and we used to love the competitions when I was a kid!

I’m a north Texan (transplant), a bleeding-heart, and the child of cops. All this to say, it’s been a weird week, and I’m not gonna lie - this sweet little moment of compassion brought a tear and a smile to me.

Don’t... She escaped him and is hopefully seeing someone who makes better decisions (and writes better stories).

Albert: I love you, I love this article, and I desperately hope the author of that NYT piece reads this and feels the appropriate shame for his crappy decision-making and maudlin writing skills.

I’m guessing Ronaldo. You know dude has Google Alerts set for his own name

Why... Why did I giggle so much at Krapsnaps

Caesar, I’m OK with the part where you poop on my chest. But the part where you sit on my head and whine about grit and hard work and loyalty just kills my ladyboner, I’m sorry.

I was gonna ask how you know this, but then I remembered being a kid and mixing everything on the school meal trays into one slop and daring someone to eat it. And then I felt bad for my elementary school’s janitor :(

I just pictured a group of True Patriots(TM) all firing wildly into the duffel bag, and any other innocent duffel bag in the vicinity, and laughed in spite of myself.

I watched that ep a while back and realized the ring salesman is also the super-flamboyant choreographer from the remake of The Producers. I don’t know why I’m sharing this anecdote but at the time I realized it, it made me very happy (I may have been drunk).

May I see Armin’s copy of Swank?

No, bc casual fans are all little ladies who don’t understand the sports! /S

Truly, Michael’s noble spirit has embiggened us all

Hmm. We know Johnny likes disguises, and I’ve never seen him and Tebow in the same place. Maybe he just saves his good deeds for this identity?

True, but he and his wife had plenty of chances to teach Manziel right from wrong and provide discipline, and by a lot of accounts they and other authority figures around him never bothered. I’m sure it’s only a small piece of why he turned out the way he did, but it certainly didn’t help.

Can’t tell if sarcasm, but there are most certainly plenty of drugs in jails. At least in Texas jails.

I lost it at “Something called a Mirsad Turckan.” no idea who that is either, for the record

Yes, well said and I totally agree - sorry if I wasn’t clear in that, I was tired and only semi-coherent. Although my custodial days are spent with me alone doing the parenting, I am not a single parent in my mind, bc my kid’s father is thankfully extremely involved. I can’t really feel sorry for myself for being…