Those look like the hooves from a horse costume

Ewwwwwwww. +1.

Subtle and fantastic. So long, indeed.

This is exactly why I don’t refer to myself as a single mom or allow other people to refer to me that way. I’m a divorced mom. Dad is extremely active in our child’s life. It’s an insult to real single moms like my older sister, forgoing meals so her own kid could eat while the dad marched around town denying…

Great! It’s going on my list, thank you for taking the time to answer a lowly gray.

I’m late to this party as usual, but I have to ask. I keep hearing great things about Unreal, but do you think it holds up for someone who doesn’t watch the series it’s parodying? I loved the Real Hotwives parody show and the fake Bachelorette-type show starring June Diane Raphael and a buttload of other great female…

I just pictured a birdbath on fire and laughed a lot.

As a military brat I lived all over the country and I’m equally familiar with “put it away” and “put it up.” In fact, I assumed everyone was. Reading this thread today, I learned that that isn’t the case.

I laughed out loud at the end. Absolutely perfect.

It’s so Rick Perry, which as a Texan saddens me as much as it delights me, bc I’m reminded that we let our own real-life Jonah really run the show here for a while. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!

He’s, like, the Big Bang Theory of journalist pundits.

I have no bumper stickers on my car, but I’d totally sport this one. No shame.

I don’t mind George himself as there’s something comforting about knowing Frank Welker is still out there pulling down the big money by phoning in animal grunts just like he was on the cartoons I watched as a kid. But every single supporting actor on the show makes me want to die, and all the adult males seem to have…

I didn’t notice the bear and scrolled back up on reading your comment. Now I’m laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.

Yeah, Steely Dan was a huge dildo too.

I starred this purely for the Flubber reference.

Hey, he didn’t specify WHO he was praying to.

My dad helped with the programming for the scoring systems at the ‘92 Barcelona games. I still have a ton of Cobi pins and stickers. Never did figure out what that thing was.

I’m really late here, but the idea of a Ron Artest Lab delights me beyond reason.

In one warehouse of the large company I work for, three different workers were injured by forklifts in a year. One was paralyzed, one lost a leg, and the third was hospitalized for weeks and remains on leave several months later. Those things are beasts, and every time I step onto my warehouse floor my head is on a…