“See?! Totally natural body movement. Just like mine. Part of the game. I see nothing wrong here.”

Tripping? I’ve dropped acid a bunch of times and never did that to anyone.

“Too low.” — Draymond Green.

Imagine the worst traits of Christian Laettner, Ted Cruz, and Draymond Green combined in one person . . .

Ok. I will not even try to hide the fact I hate Dookies. All of them. From Gminski to Hill to Parker. They are all overrated. Evidenced by their general lack of success at the NBA level.

To hate like this is to be happy forever.

Top floor of the law library:

Apparently, there was some history of bad blood (shocking!).

He’s a Plumlee, so his name couldn’t be Vance, it would have to be Mance, the King Beyond The Wall of Preppies

Poor, entitled white players at Duke get hated just because they’re good. So says http://espn.go.com/mens-college-b…

The only usage of “thug move” will be as follows:

Indeed they do know, and the smart money is on some double secret institutional rule. Current members of the Duke lacrosse team (and I am not making this up) include: Rowland Pettit, Tripp Transou, Deemer Class and Turner Uppgren.

+1 for the Plumlee broodqueen

Something something Burt Ward

Had me at “Duke”. Tom underestimates my ability to hate unconditionally.

So will the sports media -industrial complex call this a thug move?

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

He’s just honoring Duke tradition there:

Chris O’Donnell is still the worst Dick Grayson, but Allen is closing the gap fast.

This seems like a metaphor for what Grayson’s dad did to Ben Carson in Iowa.