Dear Mitch Albom,

I’d ask “why does he appear to be slathering mashed potatoes on his bald head in the frame they chose to lead the post with?”

Can Bro God make a shirt so small that even He can’t button it?

Dude looks like a vanilla dipped Dunkaroo in a Hawaiian shirt.

Now imagine a quarterback from a team you don’t root for and didn’t go to a school that isn’t within a few hours’ driving distance is in this exact same situation.

Dear Mitch Albom,

Hey, no fair using facts in your argument!

What in the f*ck are you talking about? He was not “found innocent in a court of law.” He was never charged to begin with (mostly due to lack of evidence). The DA's inability to get an indictment was significantly hindered by Tallahassee Police's inaction/poor investigation. Get your facts straight before you go on…

"He makes a good point, Nicole and Ronald were only in it for the money"

“I always knew that guy would turn out to be a dick. I just never figured he'd be a real raging boner of a dick."—Morrie's ghost

Good point. Thanks for taking my blood pressure down.

This is; a good point.

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death

Based on the letter I would be a lot more terrified to be Tom Brady than Bob Kraft

The Sixers used to practice at F&M College in Lancaster. We’d go there after school and watch them play. Hornacek was on the team and we were in the front row while they were warming up. My buddy was rocking his UNLV hat and Hornacek said if he hits 1 of 3 shots from right in front of us, he gets the hat. So he bricks…

I hope they hold off until next year and hire Kobe; headline “Suns Collapse, turn to Black Hole”

Unless he is bringing Steve Nash and a time machine, I don’t see the wisdom in it.

I hope they get Mike Fratello; headline: “Suns Turn to White Dwarf”