Fuck yeah, dude. Us zine kids did the same kinda bullshit, although we usually just did it at someone’s parents’ vacay house or something. Actually a lot of those kids were also #hack or #phreak or #2600 dwellers so some of them *did* wind up in serious (and on one occasion federal) trouble but it was related to…

You are what is wrong with breathing.

Worse than your condescension?

Counterpoint:

A shitty player who scored two goals and won MVP.

At least Scott wanted to be there. IMO most players don’t care about the All-Star Game. I know this isn’t an original opinion, but I feel that it can’t be overstated.

a trade was fabricated to get him out of the division and into the minor leagues, they asked John Scott to tell fans not to vote for him & they asked John Scott what his 5yo daughter would think.

Hey, dude’s wife is about to give birth to kids #3 and #4. He’ll need the space.

Whatever, as a parent of twins, you have no idea how valuable a prize this is.

Thank you for bringing up some much needed perspective about the internet, re: the big chasm between complaints about “the ESJAYDUBAYUS” vs. the pervasive abuse of all manner of forums by all manner of predatory types.

yuck

Imagine how much more exciting the NHL All Star game would have been with this unnamed player!

Is that you, Gary?

Fellow IRC kid in the same era and you’re not wrong about the fucking cesspool that place was.

I’d really like to think no one in my life is so fucked up they’d help me hide a kid’s body. I want loyalty but also people who have some level of moral compass.

Haha! Another good one, Burke. Almost got me again, but we all know the 13 year old girl actually killed two college students.

Thanks for getting the “angry idiot doesn’t understand a joke” comment out of the way.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.