All they have to do is to extend the same rules that apply in the last two minutes of a game to the other 46, and for anyone who thinks that’s “rewarding bad free throw shooters”, tell them they can go watch interminable, unwatchable, boring-as-fuck college games if they want basketball that lasts longer than a Red…

I agree with what you’re saying here but I think it needs to go more because of how unpleasant it is to watch. “OK everyone let’s stop playing the game and walk to the other end of the court so DJ can take his free throws. By the way the clock stops while we do this. Then we’re gonna do it again a few more times,…

I propose the solution we use at the Y. If you foul someone for no reason, the next time you run down the floor you’ll catch an elbow to the chin and everyone else will pretend they saw nothing. Not too many cheap fouls down at my local Y.

OK I am literally just copying and pasting my comment from the post to here. Still relevant.

Which would make the foul unnecessary, and thus a flagrant foul by the NBA’s own rulebook.

I actually find professional athletes fucking up basic skills of the game to be hilarious and thus entertaining

What? “If intentional fouling bores fans and causes people to stop watching which causes the NBA to lose money and fail, then bad free throw shooters are just getting what they deserve.”

The bad free throw shooters aren’t the only ones being penalized — the fans are. You know, the people who pay for the product.

Please express your sadness in the form of a pun and/or dick joke.

From Murcer’s Wikipedia entry:

Oh I never meant to imply you were! I was just trying to explain why a black person- even one whose skin was lightened for whatever reason (illness, purposeful beaching, whatever one wants to subscribe to)- is still a black person at the end of the day, and having a white person pretend to be a real life black man-…

White passing Black people exist. Black people of all shades exist. There is no need to cast a white person to play a Black person.

Why? Becasue they don’t give a fuck and don’t care enough about POC to pretend to give a fuck.

Man, those rappers sure are ignorant and uncultured. If only they were real artists, like Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, and David Bowie. I bet then they’d know a lot more.

Didn’t realize you could wear dad jeans and comment on fashion.

I am really getting tired of hearing about and seeing saggy balls. We know Peyton is old. Enough.

Is it me or do his gigantic football player hands make it look like he’s holding a peewee ball?

Odds Von dabs if he sacks Newton are 100%. Can’t wait.

And they said Kobe couldn’t get people up out of their seats anymore.

This take is so hot it’s unbelievable.

This has already been said ad nauseam.