Unfortunately, people have tried to do this, but the physics involved are just too difficult. I remember reading a piece in the New Yorker explaining the physics, and it was staggering. Given the weights of the players, and the speeds at which they hit each other, each collision is like one person being hit with a VW…

I can't think of any kind of helmet that's going to keep your brain from rocketing around inside your own skull, though...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

No worries: Some shitforbrains is already in with ‘nobody put a gun to his head/he knew the risks’ tomfuckery. Yes: I’m sure as an eleven-year-old boy in 1999, Tyler performed a thorough risk/reward assessment on post-NFL CTE-induced physical and psychological impairment.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

I’m not familiar with his whole filmography but you’ve got to respect the quality of his work. Nothing wrong with Goodburger but that obit headline is only fit for Kel.

These stories are starting to really freak me out.

nothing hotter than revenge parenting.

It really is bad, in all seriousness. Abe was a real actor’s actor, a classic character man you could always count on to fill a spot perfectly. This does him a disservice.

“John Krasinski (who was NEVER in love with Jenna Fischer)...”

In that article Ryan Reynolds tells People, “I work out like a British person.” Brits, what the hell does this even mean?

I didn’t realize it was a meme and thought Rob was announcing something. We can only pray.

Gina Rodriguez is dating Ben Schwartz

Bethenny, your whole ass is showing.

That will teach those k bitches for thinking they were impenetrable. Blac Chyna just went into the cavern of doom through the front door.

So we watched Good Burger for the first time this weekend and my dude pointed out Abe Vigoda for some reason. I then realized that I have, for my entire life, assumed that Abe Vigoda is an old timey baseball player that just moonlights as an actor. And apparently, I’m wrong?

Blac Chyna + Rob Kardashian = Black Rob (Whoa!)

I am confused and concerned about the English language. The Kardashians and E! seem to be preying on it at a weak time.

“during a week time.”