Crown Royal’s worse, man. Always signs you up for crazy porn sites.

Ah, the formidable hacking skills of Hennessy.

0-82, his first choice, lacked sufficient characters.

Hack-a-Scott

Temecula happens.

You wrote it better than I could.

He’s doing that thing where he pretends to be notsobright to get reactions. Been happening a lot arond here lately, under different names.

Speaking of conspiracy theories, was Blake Griffin quoting “Uptown Funk” three years ago?!?! #illuminati

Have you ever been here before?

Eh, I’m skeptical. No true Irishman would have access to information like that.

Pictured: Testi tickle

Sex-ist!

Mind you, here’s the promo image the Clippers tweeted out yesterday morning...

I haven't seen anything so disturbing since 'Smell the Glove'.

Ew

Seriously doubt this is true. First off, there is no one on the Broncos roster named Deez Nuts.

“I tried to lay on him a few times,” said one Broncos rusher after the game. “I tried to rub my nuts on his face.”

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

Yeah, but could he beat off the 95-96 Bulls?

“This might be my last rodeo”