You keep saying this word jabroni... And it’s AWESOME

Somehow I don’t think Rovell has had a moment of spontaneity in his entire existence.

So well done. I can’t stop laughing.

Lol @ boner bonus

I just imagined Chelsea Peretti saying all this while in character as Gina Linetti on Brooklyn 99 and suddenly it was all OK

I don’t know much about this guy, but he just has the look of someone who is chock full of Dad Jokes.

I love her too, and when I see her name only with no pic I think of Madeline Kahn first, whom I also adore, so.

I wonder if, sadly, she was publicly dismissive bc privately she had to go thru it herself when coming up, and/or had female friends who did. There are way too many women in creative (and not so creative!) communities who seem to think “that’s just the way it is when you work with men; suck it up, Buttercup." :/

I keep hearing people talking like this is funny or charming, but this guy scares me. There’s a malignant narcissism here, I think, and that’s almost impossible to treat. He’s just gonna keep grifting and scamming and eventually he’s gonna really harm somebody. I don’t think he’ll stop.

I’m not sure I understand why he doesn’t have the texts anymore just bc he changed his number. My close friend got actual death threats from an ex who stalked her, and when she changed her number all his texts (and everyone else’s) were still in her phone. I saw them myself and so did the cops. Maybe it depends on…

I love everything about this comment. You couldn’t have summed up that pile of cold cat shit any better.

Counterpoint: my cat is rad

I’ve got a longhair tortie cat-dog like that right now. She’s the best. I adopted her as a sickly kitten and she’s grown up into the loveyest, chillest lap kitty who loves people but still takes care of her own business.

Diana really is the finest kind, a true credit to journalism. When I see her name in the byline I always read and it’s always worth it.

And Sleater Kinney! And L7.

That fucking neurotic O the Owl gives me hives with his worrying. And the constant musical interludes... Oy vey, I’ve suffered thru more auto-tuned child actor crooning than any one human should.

I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this... Obama murdered your great-grandma. She knew too much.

Be careful... Spicy spaghetti is what took out Scalia too.

My takeaway is that Jones and Michelle Bachmann are mourning some completely different dude.

I had Giordano’s on a trip to Chicago once and instantly regretted it bc deep dish is total nap food. Does not mix with walking around the city all day. It was tasty though!