I hope the B is short for Buster.

Yes please!!! Anything that gets Tompkins more work is a-ok by me.

If you’ve got Hulu, this season’s 6 episodes that have aired so far are up. (I binged them myself just last night.)

Finally, a fellow Paul F Tompkins fan on Jezebel!!!

Especially when they buy it at bottle service rates. Good gravy, I can finish off a bottle alone and barely get a buzz, and you’re paying hundreds to probably split it with a party?

So we’re calling second DUI arrests DUII now? I like it!

I just rewatched the third season and laughed until I cried all over again at Michael’s horrifying attempts to prove he’s not a homophobe by calling a meeting to kiss and hug Oscar.

Pics or gtfo

It sucks, bc exchanges like that make you feel like you’re a freak, but the real issue is we’re not paper dolls cut to the same specs across the board - one size never really fits all!

This marks the one and only time I read other people’s fantasy stats willingly, and was actually entertained!

To be fair, I doubt he actually chokes down that shitty pizza unless he’s being filmed; he just shills it. Same with the beer.

Guy is the quintessential mouth-breather.

Ugh, I feel like my terrible aunt probably owned a copy of this. She was definitely the country-goose-and-mauve-ruffles-in-every-room type. Which isn’t what makes her terrible, but I associate that stuff with her, so...

Right? I rock-climb for fun and I have crazy thick muscular legs that only make me look even stumpier than I already am. I look like I’m gonna Hulk right out of skinny jeans and boots.

Picturing a qb doing the mashed potato made me snort-laugh, so thank you.

Right? Seriously, all popular dance moves throughout time have been kind of stupid. Dancing is supposed to be fun, and the whip, the nae-nae and dabbing are fucking fun. So proclaimeth I.

I too tried to parse this but remain baffled

Truly the Oscar and Felix of the jungle

I love old pin-ups... I wonder where she is now? (I hope she’s a happy older lady with the same twinkly eyes and lovely smile she has here!!)

This is the most disgusting way you could have worded this and I can’t stop laughing