whatsupgawkers
whatsupgawkers
whatsupgawkers

I briefly had a stress-related skin allergy that my allergist linked to SLS. That’s how I found out that shit is in EVERYTHING. I managed to find a hippie shampoo that didn’t have it and didn’t cost an arm and a leg, and my hair felt greasy as hell too :/

My ex uses that. He is also balding. Coincidence?!!?!!!?

Phillies?

This right here is why I’m proud that you’re my Gawker fiancé

If someone can Photoshop one of those doofy giant bows on it to go along with the music, that will be COTD for me.

As a 34-year-old divorced mother of one, I gotta admit that one stings a little

Heh, just realized I wrote people-playing when I meant people-PLEASING. Freaking autocorrect! And now I can’t edit.

Yeah, I mean, if my daughter were to ask me if I regret the relationship with my ex, I would never say “yes!” I certainly regret parts of it, but without him she wouldn’t be here, and besides that I learned a LOT about myself, my problems with communication and people-playing, and many other general life lessons as a

My ex had bright red hair in high school, but by his early thirties it had darkened to auburn. He’d always had darker brows and lashes, so maybe it has to do with that.

I read that as “several tarts” and was very jealous bc I’m hungry

Yay! A good excuse to drink, as opposed to my usual excuses.

OH MY GOD

I’m so sorry for your loss. And cosigned. The horror of sudden death is hard enough, but dealing with it under a media microscope must be overwhelming.

I really hope Carlos Santana actually designs shoes and you’re not just fucking with me, randilyn, bc I’m delighted by the thought.

Ya know, this comment took a hard turn, and I liked it.

That’s a sweet story, and my main takeaway is that a comedian at a goddamn RENAISSANCE FAIR was making rape jokes?! I mean, they’re never funny and they’d be inappropriate in any setting, but every dorky ren faire I’ve ever been to was a pretty family-oriented affair. Holy cow!

Will I ever get tired of this gif?

Guy who shoots birds at the airport