“Yes, drop it on his feet. Slower. Slower.”

Oh fuck this noise. He got to see the 1927 Yankees in person and probably twenty something titles. Probably bitched about Torre not doing well enough as a manager because he was an Ital. 

and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

I agree. The lack of a minimum wage or workplace safety standards exploits the impoverished, but to legislate those feels paternalistic. The impoverished are just poor, not ignorant, and are perfectly capable of making informed choices. I’m not sure it’s up to “us” to mandate a wage floor or safe working conditions to…

Croll Tried!

How in the world do they expect dolphins to drive F1 cars?

Why not, nobody is playing football there. *

In general, I’m not in favor of make up calls because most applications of them will leave the ump’s fingerprint on the game, even if just subtly.

Yeah, no. The ump made the call here because Sanchez’s acting made him think it was a foul ball. This is absolutely how it is supposed to work. Sanchez is an idiot for thinking he’d get any calls the rest of that at bat after that bullshit.

A half hour after the Astros won the game to even the series at a game apiece, Sanchez was still upset about his final strikeout.

My dudes, you have killed Splinter, you laid off a bunch of cool journalists, I have even stuck with you through your auto-play video ads that kill my YouTube video playing in the background, but if you don’t stop these ads that auto-forward my ipad to some “install flash player now!” website with no back button so I…

Doctors don’t prescribe cigarettes. Nobody is getting hooked on cigarettes because that carton of Marlboro Reds they were sent home with following surgery was just too good to stop using.

C'mon. This guy was a gopher. Both addicts, just happened that the famous one died

I mean, he is an addict. At least he is trying to get help now.

Thanks for spoiling us. If qualifications are to be postponed, I want to find out live.

I believe that you hate the Yankees, but do you really expect us all to believe that you are the Rays fan?

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.