“they can afford to be nice, because they don’t have to fight for anything”

So I guess Game 5 yesterday was one of those throw-back nights?

Well...I guess SOME PEOPLE get to make edits after 15 minutes. Talk about privilege.

However, while I don’t think it means everything, I do think intent matters. Every decision GWB made, he (wrongly) believed he was making the tough choices to make America safer in a time when Americans felt very unsafe.

I beat his record every year. They’re called airplanes, dude.

Or you could just decide not to do something stupid and dangerous.

My son is a year and a half old, so his giant seat is more upright than the infant one was. Infant seats are very challenging, but the amount of time you’ll have to use one is relatively short. 

I heard his spleen double-dips at parties, even while the other guests are watching.

Word on the street is his spleen killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

He’s got the porn name.

White Supremacy has been the top rated activity in this hemisphere since 1492, yo. 

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

agree this is probably cameron, who sucks.

I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

Minis were getting too reliable.

You sweet summer child. 

He will never get the no hit her that most pitchers strive for.

“Actually, I do not recommend she stand by Germán.”
-Tammy Wynette

OUT INDEFINITELY