Eh. Everyone here is doing Kinja wrong. Just be drunk at work like I am and everything looks the same. 

...”I’ve already wrapped myself around a tree”

if you’re going to go out and experiment with this

Or what, Neil Tyson will tweet at me?

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

This show with this cast and these writers was two (short) seasons old. Stop being a disingenuous prick.

I thought Cry Wilderness was pretty funny.

I think they’ll eventually hammer out the details.

Whoa! Bringing out the big guns.

No one cares and NASCAR is stupid. 

Yeah it was weird when he drifted Pikes Peak.

Boomers deserve every bit of ridicule that can be thrown at them.

“takes over any sidewalk it’s on like it owns it, and everyone else on the sidewalk—kids, pets, joggers, whoever—better get the hell out of the way”

Taking all that SUV size for granite. Drivers must have rocks for brains.

“Stick is candy!”

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

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Spanfucker and his cronies are jacking each other off on their cocaine cruise while draining G/O’s coffers with outrageous salaries. When they’ve finally milked it (and themselves) they’ll all buy new underwear and look for their next victim. These are vile, hateful, greedy people who don’t give a shit about anything…

Must be visiting BYU