Agreed

But do they argue over whether NASCAR or F1 pit stops are more impressive? I bet they still do.

Well then in that case NASCAR goes to Jupiter to get more stupider and F1 goes to Mars to get more candy bars.

I mean...you guys all know both can be cool at the same time, right?

Done and done. Thanks!

you’re joking, but I’d watch the absolute hell out of any of those races. 

When they sent Kelly back out in the 10th I text a friend “oh man, everyone in Boston knows Kelly is past his sell-by date for this game”

I bet his spleen still uses mango juul pods.

I’m sure Vontae feels this is far from a Bur-fect situation.

Thank you for your service.

Thank god, the Corona phone has been ringing off the hook.

I mean, we don’t know FOR SURE that he doesn’t.

Red Sox fan here (I know, right? ew)

Ah, go on the record, you coward.

I was hoping this would be here.

Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy Brain

was always a fan of “brunchers,” personally. 

Do you think this Moran Moran matchup will bring these Wild Boys closer together, or will they Come Undone?

Thank you for correctly identifying your argument as a bogus slippery slope one.

You know, the phrase “team meteor” is thrown around a lot these days...