I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

Minis were getting too reliable.

You sweet summer child. 

He will never get the no hit her that most pitchers strive for.

“Actually, I do not recommend she stand by Germán.”
-Tammy Wynette

Jokes on you. It’s actually Real Salt Lake as in an ‘actual’ salt lake.

There seems to be an update to it:

“A female person.”

OUT INDEFINITELY

We also would’ve accepted “fought self in mirror” for the deep cut

Any reason you photoshopped in a different picture of Darnold’s face on top of this one?

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

He should have gone with honky

O Brother, WAR Art Thou?

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.