I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

> paramilitary contingent

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

“That’s 54,000 haircuts!” - Mark Davis

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

the cops, understandably, expect him to flip on any accomplices

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

He was only a shitty person if you think genocide is bad.

When I was 4, I peed my pants during a T-Ball game because I was sure my cup would hold it in. Wouldn’t have been such a big deal had it not been before the game had even started and I wasn’t standing next to the park bathrooms. The cup had holes in it too... Things haven’t gotten much better since then

7th grade basketball. A few seconds left, we are up by one or two. Our ball out of bounds. During timeout, coach tells us all we have to do is get the ball inbounds and don’t travel. The ball is inbounded to me, and I grasp it firmly.

I was an extremely bad baseball player. They used to start me and bat me 9th on the off-chance that two innings would take place before my spot in the batting order came up, and I could be pulled having played my league-mandated two innings.

Considering how shitty of a person he was, I’d say complaining about Andrew Jackson should be allowed in perpetuity. 

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

100% this. I have a 3 year old daughter and i’ve thought about what i’d do if her OR my wife died...I would feel like one of them would need me. But if they both died? There would be absolutely no reason to go on and there’s nothing anyone could say or do to convince me otherwise.

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

Jack:

Sign for your package?

I think this is one of those times where it is okay to be offended, but maybe keep a check on the level of outrage. Otherwise you can start a chain reaction and eventually the whole thing explodes over social media, and you could be left dealing with the fallout for years. 

Fuck that shit. This shit ain’t funny, and he’s out here joking around like it is. Fuck you for defending him too.