Tell me more about baseball, guy who doesn’t watch baseball.

“Home runs and strike outs are up but degenerate gambling and statutory rape are down. I didn’t go to an Ivy League school because you know, I prefer high school girls but this can’t be a good thing.....right ?”  Pete Rose

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Every now and then Verlander gets a little bit closer to patching their relationship, but every now and then he falls apart too.

Cleave to sports!

What kind of moron would be such a hypocrite, right?

Red red whine

I mean, yeah- watching Harper’s massive dong was cathartic, but given the choice between watching that and spending a quiet evening by the fireplace running my fingers through his hair, well ... catharsis takes on many forms, my friend.

*several molars crack*

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

He just can’t seem to stay out of Troubles.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Yup,this M3 is up there with Paul Walker’s skyline in 2 Fast, 2 Furious in terms of unforgettable cars in recent pop culture.

Disagree. This thing in NFS: Most Wanted was completely mesmerizing to me as a kid. The game still had plenty of races and was’t bogged down by its storyline.