In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)

I don’t see the similarities, the kids in the movie actually made it into space.

I turn into Clarence Darrow whenever I watch COPS because I’m furious at how police exploit people who clearly have no idea how the process works.

As someone who was a child prior to the introduction of these seats, here’s what preceded it: babies/infants were held by an adult, but once one had achieved toddler status, you were postioned as any grown person: “Sit still!”

I’d go even further. It’s not that he won’t grow, though of course he won’t. It’s not even that he can’t, though of course he cannot. It’s that he was put in charge specifically because he won’t or can’t grow.

At some point the black delegation is going to have to settle on a name for male Karens

This a categorical mismatch:

Silverado!

...and followed with the clearest, best, and most confident “nigger” since the first 20 minutes of Glory.

I didn’t want it to come down to Biden & Sanders. There were plenty of younger smarter moderate candidates I preferred. Even at the older progressive end, I strongly preferred Warren over Sanders.

Yep, zoo animals are bored *now*

I would buy it, totally expecting the IMS to go, and then part out the car. An IMS repair can be a solid $2500.

Georgina Chapman had consensual sex with Harvey Weinstein, got her fashion line funded, pretended she knew nothing about his criminal behavior, and walked away with millions. Annabella Sciorra doesn’t have a career anymore. Who gives a fuck who Chapman is dating? She clearly has no issue banging sexual predators so…

Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

If they go 0-16, Dolphins players who make it through this season will henceforth drink champagne every time all other teams have won at least one game.  Sports writers will make a big deal about how cute this is.

Guys, watch Jacques Pepin debone a chicken. He could have been a world-class magician. Hands so smooth . . . zero wasted motion . . . every move filled with purpose and precision.

I love how usually the first people to go after a women’s appearance is almost always a guy who looks like Dana White or Donald Trump

Here it is without the camo: